Gunslinger 1 & 2


You know,
I had to deal with a texan once
nearly drove one of my best girls insane
insisted on her playing back jack
with his stud horse
who was pretty good
held the cards with his hooves
real articulated like and could add
fastern most humans
recall before I put a stop to it
we had special furniture
brought in from Topeka.
That horse would sit at
the table all night, terrible
on whiskey and rolled
a fair smoke
and this Texan insisted he was
payin for my girl’s time
and he could use it any way he
saw fit
as long as he was payin like
and I had to explain
a technical point to that Shareholder namely,
that he was payin for
her ass, which is not time!

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